Finally...

Being currently unemployed you would think that it would be easier to come up with a goal here, however I've been spending a great deal of time over thinking everything and blocking myself. I wanted to make sure it was something I could stick with and since I'm not as young as I used to be I don't think that I'll actually manage to proposition 10k hookers before year's end...especially with the whole unemployment thing hanging over my head. You can only find so many hookers naive enough to believe that you are with the "quality control" department and when you do manage to find one you've always got to deal with the post freebie pimp beating and I don't have any insurance right now so....I've said to much.

Anyway, while standing in my kitchen and wondering just exactly how many times I can manage to jerk off today without doing any lasting damage I glanced over in to my living room at an acoustic guitar that has become simply a decoration. It hit me then...I could probably manage about 14 good spank sessions before any major chafing starts to kick in. After that I realized that I'm certain that I can carve out the time in my oh so full schedule to finally learn to play the damn thing. I'm on my way out to the garage no to dig out some old books that I have and I'll probably do something physical as a secondary...still haven't decided on that yet.

So, you should all be ready to see me on television by the end of the year...not as a rock star or anything but because I think those special agents from the Park Service are finally closing in. Watch your back, Chops.